some assembly required
no tools required
advanced college degree required
batteries not included
accessories sold separately
warning! choking hazard
not to scale
use only as directed
parental guidance suggested
do not immerse
unleaded fuel only
this is not an offer to sell securities
please consult your financial advisor
read carefully before investing
investments are not guaranteed
you may lose money
please mark box if you want $3
to go the presidential election campaign fund
do not use red ink
print legibly
enclose check
the tram will be moving shortly
keep arms and legs inside the vehicle
thank you for visiting
we hope you had a great day
please remember to dispose of any remaining money
in the receptacles provided as you leave the park
