imaginary friends the best kind
never have a bad word to say
always supportive no matter what happens
never play practical jokes, laugh at your jokes
don’t criticize —- talk behind your back
always have got your back...in spirit anyway
always there when you need someone to talk to
tell you how cool you are
or drink with or have a 3 a.m. pepperoni pizza with
go for a ride in the car with
always come to your parties bringing tacos and beer
sit on the basement couch with you
listening to music and making you think you popular
loyal and standing beside you
maybe that’s why people like dogs so much
they’re a lot like that
don’t care if you’re really a loser
even when you’re down
they’re always around
don’t care if you’ve got no money in your pocket
when your real friends have left town
imaginary friends can always be found
